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Chaos: Life After Facebook

By RD Bentley on May 3, 2012 in The Other Side

Channel 2 News Covers The Tragedy

Live Breaking News — Channel 2 News has the breaking report. The press has just released that Facebook may be down forever. Disruption is everywhere and there is total chaos in cities across America. This could be devastating news to millions of followers. Panic could set in as a result of the chaos.

Have you tried refreshing the page? There has to be a logical explanation for all of this mayhem. Riots are up across the nation because of the Facebook shutdown. People are reacting to the breakdown.

There have been continuing status updates pouring in, as people attempt to contact friends and loved ones everywhere. One mother from Jacksonville, Florida was up all night and didn’t get much sleep due to the panic. She has openly admitted that the catastrophe has caused her to drink alcohol.

People just do not feel safe anymore. One woman threatened divorce because she couldn’t think of a space to publish her vacation pictures. The couple may be seeking advice from a marriage counselor.

Facebook has shut down forever and the the nation is under red alert. Some say that we are on the brink of collapse. Of course this may only be a rumor.

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