Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission…
The space program isn’t what it used to be. Forget about sending man to the moon. He needs a taxi to reach the Starship Enterprise. Psychedelic baby. We’ve just hired a $6.8 billion space taxi to transport Captain Kirk into space. Warp drive Scotty!
Flying Lizzards Batman! Money, thats what I want… In Room 253, our space committee has decided that if we are to conquer the future, then we must commit ourselves to owning the universe. Not only is the universe within our reach, it is our destiny.
If we are to succeed, we must economize our fiscal anatomy. Frankenstein must be operated on boy. The purveyors of space have sent the checks out; $4.2 billion and $2.6 billion will get the engines roaring. How much is the universe worth? Get over it Democrats!
Do you realize what it’s costing us to play the space taxi game?
“Eat the P I E until a “F I R E” glows, then go U P until it stops, touch a S T A R and you’ll see the S E C R E T M E N U !!!”.
